All Blonde Jokes

Q: Why do all blondes all have a dimple on their chin and a flat forehead? A: Finger on chin-I don\’t know. Hits forehead-Oh I get it!

Q: What do you call a blonde on a University Campus? A: A visitor.

Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Friday? A: Tell her a joke on Monday!

Q: How do you drive a blonde Insane? A: Hide her Hair Dryer.

Q. What did the blonde\’s dentist find? A. Teeth in the cavity.

Q. What is a blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears? A. She\’s trying to hold on to a thought.

Q: What do you call three blondes in a Volkswagen? A: FARFROMTHINKEN

Q. Why do blondes use white-out on their computer screens? A. They couldn\’t find their eraser.

Q: How does a blonde commit suicide? A: She gathers her clothes into a pile and jumps off.

Q: Why do blondes hate M&Ms? A: They\’re too hard to peel.

Q: What is the blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears? A: Trying to hold on to a thought.

Q: How do you drive a blonde crazy? A: Give her a bag of M&Ms and tell her to alphabetize them.

Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH? A: A blonde going through a flashing red light.

Q: How did the blonde try to kill the bird? A: She threw it off a cliff.

Q: Why don\’t blondes like making KOOL-AID? A: Because they can\’t fit 8 cups of water in the little packet.

Q: Why are blondes hurt by people\’s words? A: Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries.

Q: How did the blonde burn her nose? A: Bobbing for french fries.

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who stood in front of a mirror with her eyes closed? A: She wanted to see what she looked like asleep.

Q: Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet? A: So she wouldn\’t wake up the sleeping pills.

Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger? A: You can park in the handicap zone.

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